today i began my diet. bleh.
i hate to say that i am even on a diet. double bleh.
it all started when this morning...i ran to grab a my second favorite jeans from the dryer.
my hudson jeans.
i headed back to my changing room (my closet) with jeans draped over shoulder ready to dress my bottom half.
i slipped my right leg into said jean and then my left leg followed suit...then i headed for the button.
that's strange.
my jeans feel somewhat....snug.
hmmm....must be my dryer playing a cruel trick on me.
she obvioulsy shrank them just to get me.
she obviously doesn't like the way i fill out my hudsons...must be the only logical reason for her to play such a cruel joke on me.
must make am mends with dryer later.
so...i am resolved to wear my hudson jeans today...
so i did what i usually do...er....i mean what other lady friends tell me they do in this type of tight jean predicament..
i popped a squat down to my ankles to stretch out the hudsons.
it was exactly then in mid-squat that i looked straight to the shelf in our changing room (my closet) and spied the box of ding-dongs that mr clark and i hid from our children...
the tight jeans served me right.
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Ha ha... I love that you hide sweets and treats from the kids! You and Mr. Clark are like 2 little peas in a pod! Damn those jeans! :)
oh gina! i know the feeling!!! i just dont eat for a few days and than those tight jeans fit perfect ha ha or i get out my pretty plastics and i buy myself a new pair! i size bigger because ahhhh you onyl live once right!!! yeah right! my cruise im going on this summer will see that cottage cheese i better do my leg lounges soon!! lol
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